“Эйприл, это лишний жир на заднице!”

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fittipsjustforyou:

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Joshamee Gibbs: “So the Pearl. Any idea on how to get her out?”Jack Sparrow: “We shall need a crossbow, an hourglass, three goats, one of us must learn to play the trumpet, whilst the other one goes like this. [waves his fingers]”Joshamee Gibbs: “I know a man with a goat.”Jack Sparrow: “Good, I can go like this. [waves his fingers]”

Joshamee Gibbs: “So the Pearl. Any idea on how to get her out?”
Jack Sparrow: “We shall need a crossbow, an hourglass, three goats, one of us must learn to play the trumpet, whilst the other one goes like this. [waves his fingers]”
Joshamee Gibbs: “I know a man with a goat.”
Jack Sparrow: “Good, I can go like this. [waves his fingers]”

doublethinkinghopefulpessimist:

“Build a wall around my heart, never let it fall apart.
But strangely I wish secretly, it would fall down while I’m asleep.”

doublethinkinghopefulpessimist:

“Build a wall around my heart, never let it fall apart.

But strangely I wish secretly, it would fall down while I’m asleep.”